Law of Tetris
anything can go wrong, it will.
Law applies to everything in life; this is especially true
in the Art of Tetris. (Please note that the following section
is entirely theoretical, and may not be suitable for the beginning
familiar, of course, with the player's lust for the Cock Piece,
Murphy's Law of Tetris makes perfect sense. Whenever you most
need the Cock Piece to complete a Tetris, your chances of
said Cock Piece visiting you are quite diminished. Likewise,
suppose you no longer have a 4-row-deep rectum: Since of course
in this situation there is no chance of achieving a Tetris,
a Cock Piece is more likely to visit you. No matter how much
the player frets, this is a true and constant aspect of the
Cock Piece is nowhere in sight...
you fuck up.
Law of Tetris looms over all of us. This is a shadow which
causes us much pain and anguish... but we do have methods
that can fight against it.
Murphy's Law of Tetris,
Step 1: Create a Rectum
the following scenario: You have created a wonderful rectum,
perfect for sending a barrage of garbage to your enemy with
a Tetris, or perhaps in preparation for an awesome tetricombo.
You are anxiously awaiting a Cock Piece. And, of course, the
Cock Piece never comes. Sometimes it will, but often your
screen will fill before even the hint of a visiting Cock Piece.
This is where you must take advantage of Murphy's Law. However,
you must be sure not to outright declare that you are attempting
to subvert Murphy's Law of Tetris; if you are to outwardly
awknowledge this before the fact, than you will most likely
have no success in overcoming Murphy's Law of Tetris.
This is the way Murphy's Law of Tetris often works, and we
must bear with it.
course, it may be that my suggestions for subverting Murphy's
Law of Tetris may become nill and void since they are being
outright declared on this website. So, take my suggestions
with a grain of salt, since they are no longer embedded deep
within the conscious of the Tetris player. For example, if
you wash your car, it will rain. But, in this particular suburban
scenario, if you say outright, "I'm going to use Murphy's
Law to my own benefit. I want to water my lawn, so I'm going
to wash my car, which will make it rain," and then you
wash your car, it will not rain.
same applies to Tetris. Be careful what you say while playing,
as it might affect Murphy's Law of Tetris.
2: Clog Your Rectum
you read right. Clog the rectum you've just created in Step
the Tetris player unaware of Murphy's Law of Tetris might
another average Tetris player might interject, "I need
that rectum to make a Tetris!" Well, this is true. A
wise observation, but you still have more to learn. You see,
the clogging of the rectum must be a temporary one.
to be a temporary clogging of the rectum, you must pay close
attention, as always, to what piece you are to receive next.
If you are for certain that the next piece to visit you will
unclog your rectum, and return your playing field to Tetrisability,
then you can go ahead and clog it with your current piece.
clog it?" the naïve, foolish player asks. Haven't
you been listening? If your rectum becomes clogged, then a
Cock Piece is more likely to arrive. This is using Murphy's
Law of Tetris to your advantage.
3: Unclog the Rectum
clogging the rectum, unclog it. (As I've mentioned, using
the automatic soothsaying aspect of the game will help in
this respect.) However, if we are to believe that having the
rectum being clogged will increase the chance of a Cock Piece
visiting you, then we are also to assume that the worse this
clogging -- the more unsalvageable the rectum -- the more
likely it is that a Cock Piece shall visit you. You may choose
to use this to your advantage, perhaps by clogging the rectum
by two or more lines, but this can get risky, as the likelihood
is high that a Cock Piece will visit before you've completely
unclogged the rectum. Beware of this and you may be using
Murphy's Law of Tetris to your own advantage in the future.
example here, the player made sure that the rectum would be
restored after the next piece. This is no doubt the safest
do end up attempting to utilize Murphy's Law of Tetris, beware!
Murphy's Law of Tetris is in no way a replacement of a real
Tetris. Do not let trying to execute a maneuver interfere
with your playing of the actual game. For example, note the
image on the left. Murphy's Law of Tetris tells you to put
the Ass Block on the very left, clogging your rectum, and
use the next piece to unclog the rectum. However, in this
example, the next visiting piece is the illustrious Cock Piece!
Common sense conquers any techniques or strategies involving
Murphy's Law: don't let the Ass Block clog the rectum when
your next piece, the Cock Piece, brings you the Tetris you're
trying to receive in the first place.
make things more complicated than they need to be.