Catalog
of Tetramoves
Throughout
the years of Tetris battle, warriors have come and gone. While
the playing field and weaponry has remained the same, a new
breed of military strategy has engulfed Tetris. Here, we shall
discuss some of the moves that are possible with the Tetris
blocks.
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TETRIS
Four
lines depleted simultaneously. This is what we seek. This
gives your opponent hell. The Tetris is the coveted Tetramove;
it is regarded holy in some Middle Eastern countries. Use
it wisely.
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EXPOSING
THE RECTUM
Of course,
when engaged in a battle, the most prominent way to attack
your opponent is with a Tetris, or four simultaneous depleted
lines. This is only possible with a Cock Piece, of course,
and with a Rectum. The Rectum is the column in Tetris that
waits for a Cock Piece, and a good player is one that knows
how to safely create a Rectum, work around it, and keep depleting
lines while still maintaining the Rectum. Often, cries of
"The Rectum is exposed!" can be heard; this is the
signal that a player is waiting for a Cock Piece, and when
he or she is visited by it, a Tetris will most likely occur.
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BLOCKAGE
OF THE RECTUM
This
is what the seeker of the Tetris most dreads: the covering
of the Rectum. If the player wishes to Tetris, he must either
deplete the covering line or lines, sometimes a hefty task,
or create a new Rectum, which of course has its share of danger
involved.
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ROTATING
THE TIRES
Rotating
the Tires is only feasible with the accessibility of a Middle
Finger Piece. The Middle Finger Piece is rotated as it touches
the ground, but before it has settled and before the next
block has arrived. Here is an example:
One:
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Two:
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Three:
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SLIDE
UNDER
The act
of fitting a piece, most commonly the "L" Piece
or its cousin, under another piece already on the playing
field.
For
Example:
One:
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Two:
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Three:
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RAPAGE
OF THE ASS/RECTUM WITH THE COCK PIECE
(Pronounced "Rape-idge")
The victory
with a Tetris; the opponent's well overfills. This often results
in a tetrigasm (see the Catalog of Tetriterms)..
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TETRICOMBO(S)
Successive
depletion of multiple lines. Since each group of lines depleted
at the same time give your opponent extra lines they must
deplete, sometimes Tetricombos can be even more disastrous
and tetranxiety-inducing than a sole Tetris. Can come in various
combinations. Examples:
1. Tetris
-> Double -> Triple
2. Triple -> Double -> Tetris
3. Double -> Double -> Triple
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(TETRA)-FOREPLAY
Deliberate
loss, or "fuck up," used to make the victory more
enjoyable for a player. Commonly used by Tetris players of
higher status against those of lower status.
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SIDE-PEEKING
Since
both players receive the same pieces in the same order (see
Predestination of Blocks),
a player can physically look at the opponent's side of the
screen to assist his or her own ability to win. The more blocks
into the future an opponent can see, the more strategy he
or she can utilize.
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FEIGNING
DEATH
(Game Boy only)
While
the previous technique of Side-Peeking does not work with
the Game Boy version, Feigning Death is a technique that requires
it. In a two-player Game Boy match, on your screen there is
a vertical bar to the side of the well. This bar indicates
how high up your opponent has reached. This, of course, means
that your opponent can see your current height; however, this
does not always reflect how well your game is going. If you
are to "Feign Death," as in safely have one edge
column reach a great altitude on purpose, it is possible to
fool your opponent into thinking you are worse off than you
are in reality.
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