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TETRIBATE
To engage
in solo Tetris playing.
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TETRIGASM
The euphoric
sensation resulting from high altitude Tetris attacks, and
often the Rapage of the Rectum with the Cock Piece and the
defeat of one's opponent. Take your most enjoyable orgasm...
multiply it by a thousand. And you're not even close.
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PREMATURE
TETRACULATION
Occurs
in a game that ends very quickly, usually before a player
can get a sufficient number of lines. Officially, Premature
Tetraculation has occured if you lose having depleted less
than ten lines.
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EXCHANGING
PHONE NUMBERS
Simultaneous
Tetrising between both opponents. This is the rapid exchange
of Tetris, either occuring directly simultaneously, or in
quick succession. Also known as "Tetris Tag."
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TETRANCE
The state
where a player is zoned into the game of Tetris and regards
Tetris as the most important thing at that moment, often to
the point of blocking out surroundings. It is quite possible
for spectators of a game to be in Tetrance, even though they
are not playing the game.
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SODA
POPINSKI
Fictional,
legendary boxer and Tetris competitor. A mythical player;
to refer to one's move as "like Popinski," "Popinski-like,"
"Popinkski-esque," or "Soda," is a great
compliment.
Example:
Player One: "Dude, that move was totally Soda!"
Player Two: "Utmost gratitude, friend."
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BUILDING
SCULPTURES
or BEING AN ARCHITECT
or ARCHITECTING
Layering
of blocks in an unorthodox, yet often aestheticly pleasing,
manner. Indeed, this is usually considered harmful to the
player's ability to win.
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BUILDING/CONSTRUCTING
CASTLE(S)/CASTLE WALLS
The phenomenon
that occurs with a visual look similar to that of a castle.
In these instances, there is no feasable place for an Ass
Block (or L-piece) when it visits!
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"T"
IT UP
To engage
in Tetris play.
Example:
Player One: "Shall we T it up?"
Player Two: "You're on."
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BALLS
TO THAT, YO
Common
term during Tetris play, used by a player to show detest,
disapproval, and/or angst toward the opponent's play.
Example:
Player One makes a Tetris.
Player One: "Suck it, bitch!"
Player Two: "Balls to that, yo!"
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NOCTURNAL
TETRACULATION
Dreaming
of Tetris, resulting in a euphoric sensation similar to that
of a tetrigasm.
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TETRANXIETY
Stress
caused by Tetris. This is sometimes a result of insufficient
performance in Tetris.
Nocturnal
Tetranxiety is very
common. There have been cases in which individuals have had
trouble sleeping due to this phenomenon.
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FIENDING
Simply
an irresistable urge to play Tetris.
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FIENDING
FOR THE START
The sudden
Game Pause that occurs when a player has hit start believing
he or she is the first player. In many official Tetris derivatives,
a two player Tetris battle will only start when Player One
has hit the Start button. If both players press Start, and
Player Two's has registered second, the game will Pause and
Player Two has "Fiended for the Start."
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PENIS
ENVY
The yearning
for a Cock Piece when a Rectum is exposed. More specifically,
penis envy occurs when one yearns for a Cock Piece and his
or her opponent is visited by one or more of the illustrious
Cock Pieces. This form of penis envy is even more stressful
when the opponent does not even need the Cock Piece.
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TETRONI
A player
who is not very adept at playing Tetris; an easy win.
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